it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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