He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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