Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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