Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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