Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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