i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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