You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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