i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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