So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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