the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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