I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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