There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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