I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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