I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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