I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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