So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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