Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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