There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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