And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
