Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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