spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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