A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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