Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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