yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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