just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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