are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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