It's just like the Real World with babies
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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