He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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