I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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