im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
