You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he was CRYING into my vagina
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
