I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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