they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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