i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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