batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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