so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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