Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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