I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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