no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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