absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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