Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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