escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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