Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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