Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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