therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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