I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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