actually, I'm a sock model
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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