I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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