I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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