Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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