How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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