is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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