I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
