New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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