So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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